single and lookin'

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by Ally81 (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2007 20:49:22

Hi! my name is allison, but I go by Ally usually. I like dogs, cats, bike riding and am majoring in web development or something else to do with computers. I am 26 years old,anything else you'd have to ask! thanks for checking out my post! *smiles*

Post 2 by the friendly ear (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2007 21:24:23

yeah I am single too and looking as well

Post 3 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Tuesday, 31-Jul-2007 23:23:29

Let me give you some advice, looking for relationships on the zone is like looking for a stable father figure at the local bloods or crypts meeting. Talk to people on the site, prefferebly ones who's profiles or board posts interest you, and if something happens it happens. If you are looking for your MRS degree on this site though your bound to flunk.

Post 4 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 4:05:32

well. i'm single and looking myself but i'm not desperate. I'm not going to take the next girl that comes along. I get to know people first. smiles. anyway, that's what i have to say in that.

Post 5 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 4:25:22

what I must ask is what exactly is it you're looking for in a guy? If you don't point that out you'll get all sorts of desperatos on here. IN saying that I agree with post three, but I suppose it doesn't hurt to try.

Post 6 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 11:39:54

wow jared i'm impressed with the great advice you've given here. are you getting soft on us?

Post 7 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 12:37:23

I for one am not impressed with post three. While I might echo the sentaments, I don't agree with whenever a board goes up about looking for relationships, persons want to ruin it with comments like post three. There are bad apples in every bunch, that is to say that even if it isn't the zone, one can still find themselves in bad relationships. I don't understand why other zoners feel they have to play big brother when it comes to finding that certain someone on a public forum. Let love be found without putting up walls that might not have been there.

Post 8 by Selena Fan (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 13:21:33

Jared you're right! To the first poster this isn't www.match.com. You're only just going to find creeps and wierdos here, just ask me! I don't know why Chris liked me in the first place! Come on I'm a nerd! In fact I never want a boyfriend again as long as I live!

Post 9 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 14:29:20

To post 7 were not putting up walls to stop relationships, were putting up waste treatment plants to stop raw souige from flowing into people's love lives.

Post 10 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 15:17:01

well, for hope. never say never. you'll find the right one. i know that just went off topic but i had to say that.

Post 11 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 15:23:35

Jared: I. Love. You. Rofl!

That said, seconded, Nem. I don't exactly support this way of looking for love, but whatever works.

And, Hope, get over it already. Must you shout about your failed relationship on every single board where it might even slightly fit?

Post 12 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 15:32:02

oh freaking wow!
let me try this again. i do agree with jared's advice as i understand it. i mean that he said to talk to people who interest you and go from there. that is good advice. i take that as him saying to be selective and not just jump into a relationship with the first caller.
as for hope, i definitely don't agree with you. there are some very awesome people on this site. and there are also very good potential dating opportunities.
now nem, i am glad i came back here and read this. i know from my own experience and all that there are walls and that is why i say what i do. but, then again those are my experiences in my own life and no one else has been through them. so, once again you've pointed out a side of something that i wouldn't think about before. i guess that it's just natural instinct to want to help someone to not have to go through some of the things i have. but then again, those experiences are part of what makes me who i am today.
um... shutting up now.
alli i hope that you can find what you are looking for here whether it be in a friendship or more. there are some really great people here!

Post 13 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 15:42:43

Ok, I'm normally totally disparaging when i read these boards unless they say something really interesting, but I'll try to be constructive.
Alli, for now you've said nothng that wouldn't be out of place in your zone profile. if you are really wanting to draw the interest of others here, try and give us just a little something more that will sell yourself. give us something you wouldn't put in a general profile that tells us why you would be someone we might wish to get to know better. like others before, I personally feel to watch and read a while seeing what peopleare like, how they present themselves to be an indicator before i try getting to know them.
Best of luck.

Post 14 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 17:54:01

If it works great, but, I tend to agree with the roman ... .

My advice would be to post something in the "getting acquainted" board before looking for love here, then, perhaps, you might make some friends that turn into lovers, or just remain friends.

Anyway, posting here first is like hanging out under a street light. You might get lucky, but you might get screwed.

Bob

Post 15 by JH_Radio (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 06-Aug-2007 20:10:48

To Hope. Sure there are weirdo's on here, but there are good people too. Don't judge everyone bassed on one experience. Lumping everyone into one bad experience and saying "that's it, it'll never happen" is not a smart thing to do. You'll lose out with an additude like that, Hope.
John

Post 16 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 06-Aug-2007 20:21:03

I see we scared her away, she hasn't logged in since this topic was posted.

Post 17 by the sexy gentleman (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2007 13:02:01

my name is mike i too am single i am 25-years-old, i have many hobbies, including hanging with friends, i also am an internet radio broadcaster.
i am on aim, yahoo and msn messenger if you want to talk to me, see profile for more info.

Post 18 by atom bomb (Newborn Zoner) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2007 2:18:17

awe, she found a potential bf, that's sweet, *chuckle* jk

Post 19 by Little_Mermaid_1989 (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2007 19:34:14

L.O.L! L.M.A.O.!!!
I can't believe people actually post stuff on this site. I mean come on people, being single is cool it's not a crime. G

Post 20 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2007 19:57:38

Yes it is a crime! Haha.

Post 21 by allisonfm (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 11-Jan-2008 21:27:35

You know, it's ridiculous topics like these and the people who make them funny which are the main reasons I check this board. Lol!

Post 22 by golden voice (Account disabled) on Sunday, 13-Jan-2008 15:21:14

well i am single want someone who is caring lovable and very effectionate good listener loves to laugh and cuddle

Post 23 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Sunday, 13-Jan-2008 16:55:42

We all have our own opinions on how or how not to find that special someone. I'm not saying i gree with it, but i'm not the one choosing to start this board so my choice on this matter dosn't count! I could see giving that bit of advice out if they ask for it. but i don't think she did. she chose to make this board, so be it. If that's what floats her boat. Who are we to tell her, don't look this way, or ti did or didn't work for me or this perso or that person. even if it did, I think it is crap that people jump at the first chance they get to say oh my gosh this is a joke boards like this, or blah blah blah. let it be that's what the freaking board is for after all. it's not called dating and relationships for nothing. do you really care if she finds someone on here or not? Do you really care if she wants to advertise she is looking for love? that's up to her. So i agree with nem here. if you don't want to advertise looking for love, or don't want to see others doing it, than don't fucking read it!

Post 24 by Sweet Barbie (Account disabled) on Saturday, 04-Oct-2008 22:53:26

OOO wow there is nothing with looking for love, but there's an upside... You can flirt, and what ever.. when single.. but ther is also the depressing side, LOL

Post 25 by Marissapc2010 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 04-Oct-2008 23:07:37

Wow, this topic has got way off. If I was her and I came back to look at my topic I would feel completely put off. I mean her topic turned in to everyone opinions on posting your single out here. I agree with Shay. Its not something I'd do but, its what this board is for. I've never looked here before and I'm surprised people post here but, its there choice. Don't scare new members away by saying what they are doing is stupid and desprit. This board isn't ment for that I'm sure. Let her try her luck out here if she wants.

Post 26 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 2:42:53

but it's really stupid.

Post 27 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:27:22

Now that's a very general statement; what is stupid? I can think of a lot of stupid things. For example, if you're in a public toilet and there's someone in the next cupical, try grunting and straining loudly for 30 seconds before dropping a melon into the toilet boll from a height of six feet. Make sure you follow it up with a great big sigh.

Post 28 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:30:40

or, better idea, call your mum, or let your mum to call you. then, talk to her in the toilet, pretent you are somewhare else. when you ready to drop a great big bitter melon, tap on the wall loudly, pretent it can't be heard. only by then, you make a great big sigh, like never before.
then, perhaps, your great next cupical neighbour might say, "hey, thats stinky poo"! lol

Post 29 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:33:21

Talk to your mum while you're on the toilet? Now that's surely the height of stupidity. Just imagine the looks you'd get as you're leaving the bathroom, especially if, before flushing, you say something along the lines of, "okay, mummy, love you, see you tonight."

Post 30 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:44:52

rofl, what about vedio calling someone? let say, er, either your mum, or gf? after you done your business, and say, hang on, let me flesh this thing, and show her the toilet bole on the phone? lmao

Post 31 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:47:25

Now that's just nasty... unless, you lost your glass eye in there and you had to call her up and say, "okay, I've lost my glass eye in the toilet boll - can you see it?" Then your neighbour in the next cupical might have even more reason to think... what the...?

Post 32 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:53:12

now... won't it be easier for you find it with your hand before calling her? or maybe, ask your neighbour from the next cupical to look for you instead? over all, you all men, nothing that you have your neighbour from next cupical won't have anyway.
oh oh, for those who have guidedog, maybe can ask your dog to swip it up for you? if not, you can always use the cane to poke around, you see.

Post 33 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 5:57:40

"Hey mate, can you grab my glass eye out of the toilet? Don't mind the brown stuff in there by the way." Nah - unless you've brought some sort of shuvvle along with ya then your eye is gone. You'lllook like a zomby walking along with an empty eye socket. lol

Or, if you don't have glass eyes, prosthetics or contacts - they're all good enough. Or hey, you can even drop your cane in there if all else fails. I actually did lose my cane in a public toilet once - well, a school toilet. Not in the boll but it was embarrassing enough with the lady standing outside yelling, "Steve, you ready yet?" And me yelling back, "er - hang on, bit of a thing happening in here - don't come in! Don't come in!" Almost missed the start of my year 12 Maths Methods exam because of that.

Post 34 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:06:03

roflmao donkey dear, thats an absolute funny.
wonder, if people do drop their contact lands in the toilet? i know my brother drop his room key in the toilet ones. he rang my dad, and my dad is like, "er, can't you swip it with your finger tip or something".

Post 35 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:09:18

Now that's a good one. In future, I should leave something in the toilet boll that can't be flushed away... something that would stick really well to the side of the toilet boll. Something to make them think, "okay - if I put my bum here, will I be able to stand up again once I'm done?" Any suggestions?

Post 36 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:22:53

rofl, that picture always come to my mind when i go to a public toilet. "what happen if my bum got stuck in there". lmfao.
perhaps, you can leave millions of bubble gum? that will stick to the bow to start with, and it will stuck to other's bum too.

ooh, when i visit your toilet, i got to be extra careful next time. then

Post 37 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:25:58

I'll hang a water-proof speaker box on the inside of the boll that responds to light. So whenever someone lifts the lid, it will burst into song; "we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine"... lol

Post 38 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:27:32

hehehe, maybe better idea, get a frog, and stick it there. whenever someone open the toilet, it start to frogging. lmao

Post 39 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:30:09

Nah - a person would probably just flush it without looking. Hearing music coming out of it, or perhaps, "JAWS for toilets is ready", would make them consider their own sanity a moment longer. lol

Post 40 by season (the invisible soul) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 6:35:34

hehehe, maybe this will be an interactive version of jaws. ones someone lift the lid, it will start to say "jaws here, what kindn of business you gonna do now? big or small". and if you flesh it not well enough to clean up your business, it will give you a bipping voice like "jaw'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'ws say your poop is stuck, try it again". lol

Post 41 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 21:53:38

Amusing, this thing really reminds me of Holden Caulfield in Catcher In The Rye, except it’s really gross. Why must you talk about poop, though?
Frogging? What’s that? You mean ribbeting?

Post 42 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 22:03:53

Fucking, roflnao! I don't normally read this stuff, but damn I'm glad I was bored enough to do so this time!

Post 43 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 22:12:49

I agree, all because of these loosers.

Post 44 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 22:13:24

I mean losers

Post 45 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 22:16:53

No, I'm saying the whole dialog between Donkey and season was funny. They're definitely not losers. Jeez, lighten up.

Post 46 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Thursday, 05-Nov-2009 22:19:45

indeed it's funny, but gut wrenchingly gross.