Category: Singles Spit Swap
Hi! my name is allison, but I go by Ally usually. I like dogs, cats, bike riding and am majoring in web development or something else to do with computers. I am 26 years old,anything else you'd have to ask! thanks for checking out my post! *smiles*
yeah I am single too and looking as well
Let me give you some advice, looking for relationships on the zone is like looking for a stable father figure at the local bloods or crypts meeting. Talk to people on the site, prefferebly ones who's profiles or board posts interest you, and if something happens it happens. If you are looking for your MRS degree on this site though your bound to flunk.
well. i'm single and looking myself but i'm not desperate. I'm not going to take the next girl that comes along. I get to know people first. smiles. anyway, that's what i have to say in that.
what I must ask is what exactly is it you're looking for in a guy? If you don't point that out you'll get all sorts of desperatos on here. IN saying that I agree with post three, but I suppose it doesn't hurt to try.
wow jared i'm impressed with the great advice you've given here. are you getting soft on us?
I for one am not impressed with post three. While I might echo the sentaments, I don't agree with whenever a board goes up about looking for relationships, persons want to ruin it with comments like post three. There are bad apples in every bunch, that is to say that even if it isn't the zone, one can still find themselves in bad relationships. I don't understand why other zoners feel they have to play big brother when it comes to finding that certain someone on a public forum. Let love be found without putting up walls that might not have been there.
Jared you're right! To the first poster this isn't www.match.com. You're only just going to find creeps and wierdos here, just ask me! I don't know why Chris liked me in the first place! Come on I'm a nerd! In fact I never want a boyfriend again as long as I live!
To post 7 were not putting up walls to stop relationships, were putting up waste treatment plants to stop raw souige from flowing into people's love lives.
well, for hope. never say never. you'll find the right one. i know that just went off topic but i had to say that.
Jared: I. Love. You. Rofl!
That said, seconded, Nem. I don't exactly support this way of looking for love, but whatever works.
And, Hope, get over it already. Must you shout about your failed relationship on every single board where it might even slightly fit?
oh freaking wow!
let me try this again. i do agree with jared's advice as i understand it. i mean that he said to talk to people who interest you and go from there. that is good advice. i take that as him saying to be selective and not just jump into a relationship with the first caller.
as for hope, i definitely don't agree with you. there are some very awesome people on this site. and there are also very good potential dating opportunities.
now nem, i am glad i came back here and read this. i know from my own experience and all that there are walls and that is why i say what i do. but, then again those are my experiences in my own life and no one else has been through them. so, once again you've pointed out a side of something that i wouldn't think about before. i guess that it's just natural instinct to want to help someone to not have to go through some of the things i have. but then again, those experiences are part of what makes me who i am today.
um... shutting up now.
alli i hope that you can find what you are looking for here whether it be in a friendship or more. there are some really great people here!
Ok, I'm normally totally disparaging when i read these boards unless they say something really interesting, but I'll try to be constructive.
Alli, for now you've said nothng that wouldn't be out of place in your zone profile. if you are really wanting to draw the interest of others here, try and give us just a little something more that will sell yourself. give us something you wouldn't put in a general profile that tells us why you would be someone we might wish to get to know better. like others before, I personally feel to watch and read a while seeing what peopleare like, how they present themselves to be an indicator before i try getting to know them.
Best of luck.
If it works great, but, I tend to agree with the roman ... .
My advice would be to post something in the "getting acquainted" board before looking for love here, then, perhaps, you might make some friends that turn into lovers, or just remain friends.
Anyway, posting here first is like hanging out under a street light. You might get lucky, but you might get screwed.
Bob
To Hope. Sure there are weirdo's on here, but there are good people too. Don't judge everyone bassed on one experience. Lumping everyone into one bad experience and saying "that's it, it'll never happen" is not a smart thing to do. You'll lose out with an additude like that, Hope.
John
I see we scared her away, she hasn't logged in since this topic was posted.
my name is mike i too am single i am 25-years-old, i have many hobbies, including hanging with friends, i also am an internet radio broadcaster.
i am on aim, yahoo and msn messenger if you want to talk to me, see profile for more info.
awe, she found a potential bf, that's sweet, *chuckle* jk
L.O.L! L.M.A.O.!!!
I can't believe people actually post stuff on this site. I mean come on people, being single is cool it's not a crime. G
Yes it is a crime! Haha.
You know, it's ridiculous topics like these and the people who make them funny which are the main reasons I check this board. Lol!
well i am single want someone who is caring lovable and very effectionate good listener loves to laugh and cuddle
We all have our own opinions on how or how not to find that special someone. I'm not saying i gree with it, but i'm not the one choosing to start this board so my choice on this matter dosn't count! I could see giving that bit of advice out if they ask for it. but i don't think she did. she chose to make this board, so be it. If that's what floats her boat. Who are we to tell her, don't look this way, or ti did or didn't work for me or this perso or that person. even if it did, I think it is crap that people jump at the first chance they get to say oh my gosh this is a joke boards like this, or blah blah blah. let it be that's what the freaking board is for after all. it's not called dating and relationships for nothing. do you really care if she finds someone on here or not? Do you really care if she wants to advertise she is looking for love? that's up to her. So i agree with nem here. if you don't want to advertise looking for love, or don't want to see others doing it, than don't fucking read it!
OOO wow there is nothing with looking for love, but there's an upside... You can flirt, and what ever.. when single.. but ther is also the depressing side, LOL
Wow, this topic has got way off. If I was her and I came back to look at my topic I would feel completely put off. I mean her topic turned in to everyone opinions on posting your single out here. I agree with Shay. Its not something I'd do but, its what this board is for. I've never looked here before and I'm surprised people post here but, its there choice. Don't scare new members away by saying what they are doing is stupid and desprit. This board isn't ment for that I'm sure. Let her try her luck out here if she wants.
but it's really stupid.
Now that's a very general statement; what is stupid? I can think of a lot of stupid things. For example, if you're in a public toilet and there's someone in the next cupical, try grunting and straining loudly for 30 seconds before dropping a melon into the toilet boll from a height of six feet. Make sure you follow it up with a great big sigh.
or, better idea, call your mum, or let your mum to call you. then, talk to her in the toilet, pretent you are somewhare else. when you ready to drop a great big bitter melon, tap on the wall loudly, pretent it can't be heard. only by then, you make a great big sigh, like never before.
then, perhaps, your great next cupical neighbour might say, "hey, thats stinky poo"! lol
Talk to your mum while you're on the toilet? Now that's surely the height of stupidity. Just imagine the looks you'd get as you're leaving the bathroom, especially if, before flushing, you say something along the lines of, "okay, mummy, love you, see you tonight."
rofl, what about vedio calling someone? let say, er, either your mum, or gf? after you done your business, and say, hang on, let me flesh this thing, and show her the toilet bole on the phone? lmao
Now that's just nasty... unless, you lost your glass eye in there and you had to call her up and say, "okay, I've lost my glass eye in the toilet boll - can you see it?" Then your neighbour in the next cupical might have even more reason to think... what the...?
now... won't it be easier for you find it with your hand before calling her? or maybe, ask your neighbour from the next cupical to look for you instead? over all, you all men, nothing that you have your neighbour from next cupical won't have anyway.
oh oh, for those who have guidedog, maybe can ask your dog to swip it up for you? if not, you can always use the cane to poke around, you see.
"Hey mate, can you grab my glass eye out of the toilet? Don't mind the brown stuff in there by the way." Nah - unless you've brought some sort of shuvvle along with ya then your eye is gone. You'lllook like a zomby walking along with an empty eye socket. lol
Or, if you don't have glass eyes, prosthetics or contacts - they're all good enough. Or hey, you can even drop your cane in there if all else fails. I actually did lose my cane in a public toilet once - well, a school toilet. Not in the boll but it was embarrassing enough with the lady standing outside yelling, "Steve, you ready yet?" And me yelling back, "er - hang on, bit of a thing happening in here - don't come in! Don't come in!" Almost missed the start of my year 12 Maths Methods exam because of that.
roflmao donkey dear, thats an absolute funny.
wonder, if people do drop their contact lands in the toilet? i know my brother drop his room key in the toilet ones. he rang my dad, and my dad is like, "er, can't you swip it with your finger tip or something".
Now that's a good one. In future, I should leave something in the toilet boll that can't be flushed away... something that would stick really well to the side of the toilet boll. Something to make them think, "okay - if I put my bum here, will I be able to stand up again once I'm done?" Any suggestions?
rofl, that picture always come to my mind when i go to a public toilet. "what happen if my bum got stuck in there". lmfao.
perhaps, you can leave millions of bubble gum? that will stick to the bow to start with, and it will stuck to other's bum too.
ooh, when i visit your toilet, i got to be extra careful next time. then
I'll hang a water-proof speaker box on the inside of the boll that responds to light. So whenever someone lifts the lid, it will burst into song; "we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine"... lol
hehehe, maybe better idea, get a frog, and stick it there. whenever someone open the toilet, it start to frogging. lmao
Nah - a person would probably just flush it without looking. Hearing music coming out of it, or perhaps, "JAWS for toilets is ready", would make them consider their own sanity a moment longer. lol
hehehe, maybe this will be an interactive version of jaws. ones someone lift the lid, it will start to say "jaws here, what kindn of business you gonna do now? big or small". and if you flesh it not well enough to clean up your business, it will give you a bipping voice like "jaw'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'ws say your poop is stuck, try it again". lol
Amusing, this thing really reminds me of Holden Caulfield in Catcher In The Rye, except it’s really gross. Why must you talk about poop, though?
Frogging? What’s that? You mean ribbeting?
Fucking, roflnao! I don't normally read this stuff, but damn I'm glad I was bored enough to do so this time!
I agree, all because of these loosers.
I mean losers
No, I'm saying the whole dialog between Donkey and season was funny. They're definitely not losers. Jeez, lighten up.
indeed it's funny, but gut wrenchingly gross.